I was really going to stay retired. I don’t like to work. I’d rather get bailouts. But I went over to Burk’s house one day to borrow some mustard plaster and next thing I know I’d been shanghaied. Locked in the windowless downstairs bedroom with just a TV, bed, toilet, and uncooked frozen dinners slid under the door. O the horror!!!! “American Idol” (Geezus!!) “I’m the Fattest Loser” (Bleeccch!!) “Are You Sexier Than a Fifth Grader”(Rrrretch!!), Howie Long on 50 times in six hours. Endless re-runs of “Mash” … PLEASE GOD, MAKE IT ALL STOP.

"Martin, crank out a quiz and I’ll let you change your shorts.”

A leap through the suddenly opened door. A return to Valley Village and this your first quiz for 2010 and maybe the last if the scars don’t heal soon.

Congratulations to our January quiz winners, Bill Cummerow, JD Culbertson, Greg Lovell, John Largent and Robert Butts, who were the first to answer 6/7 questions correctly! Below are the January answers.

January QUIZ ANSWERS

1. B, Don Garlits, 2. D, James Warren , 3. A, 1967, 4. D, 5.37, 5. C, Don Garlits, 6. C, 1959, 7. D, The Smokers