John Mazzarella forwarded us this photo. Although it’s not a dragster, it does travel in a straight line. Besides, how could we miss a chance to show this vehicle? It’s a 42 cylinder radial with 8757 cubic inches and reportedly is of Russian origin. Come up with a caption.

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And the winner of last month’s contest is

“Are you sure this is where they do the Get Screened America" colonoscopies?” - Eddie Ray, Michigan

Honorable mentions

  • “One more beer and I'll be able to see Russia from here.” - John Godinho, Chino, CA
  • “Times were really tough for Rich Christensen after PINKS ALL OUT slipped in the ratings.” - Bill Bench, Hamilton, OH
  • "Never mix nitro with vodka and orange juice.” - Don, Edmonton
  • “I remember leaving the line, but where is the car?” - Jack Redd, Camp Springs, MD
  • “ Another loyal NHRA fan has fallen through the cracks.” - Richard, Durango, CO
  • “ See if I buy tickets from Cheapseatsrealcheap.com again!” - Ron Blanford, Indiana
  • " We've addressed the safety issue on the cars, maybe we need to shorten the height of the stands and install seat belts!” - James Wright, Jacksonville, FL